Dilettante


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COMMENTS BY DILETTANTE

On 2009-10-06 11:21:28, Dilettante, commented on this article:
That kid is psyched cause he knows that once again daddy is drunk enough to let him drive the flatbed home
On 2009-09-16 11:16:16, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I thought this might be in eastern europe but the crenoline alone must be worth more than the entire GNP of Latvia
On 2009-09-02 12:13:29, Dilettante , commented on this article:
If only she had a giant champagne glass to writhe in- 100% do
On 2009-09-02 12:09:44, Dilettante , commented on this article:
This is what happens to all Al-Qaeda defectors those boots are insurgent standard issue
On 2009-08-14 12:49:37, Dilettante , commented on this article:
Sub observation- Is it just me or doesn’t it look like he is leaning outside a petting zoo tent- surely a contender for the sex offender registry
On 2009-08-14 12:48:31, Dilettante , commented on this article:
I sure hope he doesn’t get electrocuted when his hair grease drips on that transformer
On 2009-08-13 11:33:18, Dilettante , commented on this article:
Wow! If Drugs are bad, then Anti-drugs are morally reprehensible
On 2009-08-12 12:05:49, Dilettante, commented on this article:
No amount of ironic makeup will make me take and consider your Religious tract-go back to your kingdom hall biatch!
On 2009-07-28 11:54:08, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I like how he coordinated that look of intensity in his eyes with the intensity of that dress pattern
On 2009-07-24 12:04:01, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Where the hell did these people learn to dance, at a MS fundraiser?
On 2009-07-24 11:52:53, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I am not a chubby hater if you will, chubby lovin can be sweet like dessert but why oh why does #3 look like he has razor burn on the inside of his legs, my eyes feel violated!
On 2009-07-23 11:18:43, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Human trafficking is a huge issue here in the US, I witnessed it first hand in Greensboro where mothers and daughters were brought there from overseas and promised "jobs" that turned out more like indentured servitude and prostitution and there was one of these spas on every block downtown and yet most people who lived there ignored their existence even after many were exposed by law enforcement and mysteriously never shut down. Child prostitution is an international problem
On 2009-07-23 11:05:29, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I bet he’d share his perfectly chilled egg salad with anyone there on that train
On 2009-07-23 11:03:07, Dilettante, commented on this article:
That weave is more complicated than Obama’s Health Plan press conference
On 2009-07-22 11:31:17, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Down south age appropriate dressing can never be OVER-emphasized as 90% of men here dress as the caption suggests or worse, much to my chagrin.
On 2009-07-13 11:30:21, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Rocky Road= Best prison nickname
Peanut butter fudge= worst
On 2009-06-19 11:51:38, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Its like that guy in the corner is the Riddler and the riddle is, What the fuck?
On 2009-06-19 11:35:50, Dilettante, commented on this article:
The Exorcist XXIV: The Botox Chronicles
On 2009-06-08 11:43:21, Dilettante, commented on this article:
This must be from MC Hammer’s casual fall line
On 2009-06-08 11:38:48, Dilettante, commented on this article:
What town would that be? Myrtle Beach, SC?
On 2009-06-04 11:17:38, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Wager on what’s larger- Fanny pack necklace or that cro-magnon forehead
On 2009-05-27 11:34:55, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Man those hubcap grilled hotdogs really are da Bomb! whoa oh oh!
On 2009-05-21 13:09:29, Dilettante, commented on this article:
She looks like a brigadier general of the keebler elf army
On 2009-05-21 11:57:04, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Will someone please explain the phenomenon of orange camo? Are deer colorblind or is it just the morons who wear it
On 2009-05-21 11:54:43, Dilettante, commented on this article:
This picture had to be taken mid-head bang that guy to her left better get out of the thrash vicinity or hell lose his newport and his MGD
On 2009-05-21 11:47:19, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Its a sad state of affairs for Madonna’s backup dancers once the tour is over.
On 2009-05-19 11:58:26, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Oogie Boogie there looks like a voodoo doll, I wonder if people chase him around the streets of brazil with needles
On 2009-05-14 11:25:43, Dilettante, commented on this article:
"I want to become a federal judge" well as a evangelical preacher she’s already got alot of experience judging others and condeming them to eternal damnation not a far stretch from the Brazilian penal system Im sure
On 2009-05-13 11:05:05, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Brazil has a long tradition of slave type labor- rolling stone did an article on migrant slave-labor farms two years ago
On 2009-05-12 12:06:54, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I am not convinced this picture wasn’t from Busch Gardens. They really ought to have a clothing opacity test to enter the water rides
On 2009-05-08 14:05:36, Dilettante, commented on this article:
N-omega-delta eio is almost as good as Esteban master of the classical spanish guitar. OLe
On 2009-05-08 11:27:33, Dilettante, commented on this article:
His mom must make him carry his stroller as a punishment for not moving out by his 43rd birthday. Maybe next year Bobby your novel will finally get published that is if the finger paint is legible
On 2009-05-08 11:24:07, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Lighting (from the hat) strikes once, Herpes strikes again and again
Either way you end up burned


Anony commenter below- you have contributed NOTHING
On 2009-05-07 11:29:29, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I guess all of their black friends already had plans on ’celebration of our homogenous diversity day’
On 2009-04-30 11:46:17, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I plan to send this picture to my congressmen as an argument to repeal illegal tint laws
On 2009-04-21 10:47:04, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Blush matches hair
On 2009-04-20 11:38:43, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Hospital Linens are considered formal wear in Paupa New Guinea
On 2009-04-20 11:27:40, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Art photography is bullshit
On 2009-04-16 12:43:55, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I didn’t know you could get a class ring from Phoenix University Online
On 2009-04-15 12:17:30, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Timmy and his gang here had to have roughed up the entire every cub scout troop in the tri county area to get all those bikes
On 2009-04-15 12:04:28, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Her friends thought it was hilarious when she stole Mystery’s hat until she started to wear it
On 2009-04-09 12:32:58, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Human embodiment of Koi with orange splotchy skin and all
On 2009-04-09 12:31:14, Dilettante, commented on this article:
This is one of thousands of reasons never to attend a widespread panic show.

@anony "this bloke is the life at the party and will have chances to get laid so often"
Yeah maybe if he had enough GHB to drug the entire party
On 2009-04-08 12:22:08, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Everybody in Atlanta moves to Savannah to go to Art School
On 2009-04-03 12:26:46, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Anemia is a one way ticket to vice dos-ville
On 2009-03-31 12:40:00, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Vice dos and donts often include patently offensive remarks without any negative reaction. But the second Vice authors threaten the precious sanctity of the Apple computer product line they spurn a reaction equivalent of holocaust denial. HA HA joke is in the responses NOT the caption. Well Played Vice, well played
On 2009-03-30 12:21:44, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Yeah vice- I thought skull prints were out! Why anyone would want to revisit the bleak fashion landscape of the grunge era is beyond me. Does this mean that Soul Asylum is relevant again?
On 2009-03-27 16:22:23, Dilettante, commented on this article:
FYI- airbrushed looney tunes character themed clothing is a staple in the poor white community especially in the south pair it with a nameplate chain and a severe but heavily gelled haircut and youll be the belle of the dragstrip
On 2009-03-27 12:40:31, Dilettante, commented on this article:
truer words were never spoken on vice
On 2009-03-27 12:39:57, Dilettante, commented on this article:
With her little furry poncho coat, she looks like she could sleep anywhere. In fact, you might want to check under your porch before you go to the store, she might try to break in and claim sqauatters rights.
On 2009-03-27 12:34:28, Dilettante, commented on this article:
"isnt it strange how most attractive european women are either prostitutes or ice skaters? her indignant eyes suggest shes a pro with a habit"

Habit- yes
Ice Skater- No, her calves are WAYY too skinny for that. Figure skaters have substantial calves/hamstrings
On 2009-03-26 12:45:29, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Shed be sexier with a peg-leg and a macaw on her shoulder
On 2009-03-26 12:34:41, Dilettante, commented on this article:
If you’re staggering home at 3am and GLAD to see this odds are you aren’t going to make it
On 2009-03-26 12:31:02, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Instead of the ’champagne’room, Sally McScabies here works the ’malt liquor’ room
On 2009-03-20 16:36:18, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Girls like this ensure the staying power of black nailpolish. The feminine community thanks you as a whole.
On 2009-03-19 13:23:45, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Is it just me or does the third guy on the top row look like he has that genetic facial hair disorder?
On 2009-03-19 13:14:55, Dilettante, commented on this article:
It looks like his sideburns and eyebrows are trying to compete with his coif for facial domination
On 2009-03-19 12:33:24, Dilettante, commented on this article:
DO get drunk before they turn the house lights up or else you might have to face this *shudder* its like eye abuse
On 2009-03-18 12:33:39, Dilettante, commented on this article:
How about one less back hair follicle or one million less?
On 2009-03-18 12:27:01, Dilettante, commented on this article:
The girl against the wall doesn’t look too ’into’ it
On 2009-03-18 12:21:41, Dilettante, commented on this article:
*applause* vice
Ciara’s a lucky woman
On 2009-03-16 13:35:13, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Thats not Mumbai-- way too much street width, looks more like a town in the neighboring province of Orissa- Jus sayin’
On 2009-03-16 12:28:08, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Nothing ever came between Krystal and Amber until the tri-county bikini bullriding championships
On 2009-03-13 12:33:47, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I think the trash bag poncho is going to be vogue in a month or two It will be the "green" recession answer to the stylish rainwear trend. Truly fashion forward blokes will wear them with detachable epaulettes
On 2009-03-11 12:14:04, Dilettante, commented on this article:
The common bond between the Chicago Bulls and ’We three herbs’ is both of their heydays are over
On 2009-03-11 12:10:58, Dilettante, commented on this article:
The more personal items this guy puts on his head + body, the more room in his "netto" bag for his eccentric possessions requiste of a homeless lifestyle
On 2009-03-06 12:34:59, Dilettante, commented on this article:
He looks like an underachieving teen wolf
On 2009-03-06 12:15:49, Dilettante, commented on this article:
She has a nice construction theme going with the painters overalls and the hammered up face

Sub observation- I wonder if that guy bought her that beer before she spilled it all over him
On 2009-03-05 13:12:15, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Ja-Fake-ins mon!
On 2009-03-04 12:46:01, Dilettante, commented on this article:
It would give me great pleasure to slap the guy in the Izod tracksuit. Manchester is shit
On 2009-03-03 13:56:27, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Two of the star performers from the suicide girl impersonator themed brothel-- Group rates are available for those without age/ gender preferences
On 2009-03-03 13:49:01, Dilettante, commented on this article:
DJ Fisted: Best Hand Job on Wax
On 2009-03-02 12:18:33, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Wow I didn’t know there was a Medieval Times resturant in New York
On 2009-02-27 16:49:51, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Flava Flav will have a messanic following in the future where his disciples will wear multiple watches instead of one big clock
On 2009-02-26 15:48:51, Dilettante, commented on this article:
The sign behind him says flame retardant- i call bullshit
On 2009-02-26 11:56:26, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Hes rockin’ the casette single for funky cold medina
On 2009-02-25 16:37:53, Dilettante, commented on this article:
That apartment looks very section 8ish to me
On 2009-02-24 12:25:19, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Personification of dishonarable discharge
On 2009-02-24 12:24:36, Dilettante, commented on this article:
The back says, "So! why bother wearing clothes?"
On 2009-02-20 12:38:30, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Anyone who actually feels any effects off this sh*$ is a total lightweight. I prefer the real thing as I have found no comparable substitute. If you want synthetic narcotics with unpredictable side effects--why don’t you go ahead and get some crystal meth guaranteed to get a buzz
On 2009-02-20 12:26:08, Dilettante, commented on this article:
You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!
On 2009-02-20 12:19:17, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Damn didn’t Zamfir learn his lesson about steroids the first time he was disqualified from the pan flute olympics
On 2009-02-13 12:35:53, Dilettante, commented on this article:
This is the part of his performance art piece where he asks for a volunteer
On 2009-02-13 12:23:44, Dilettante, commented on this article:
the pen is a prop, he just wears it so people won’t assume he’s illiterate
On 2009-02-12 12:32:37, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Every Christmas a local band here called Dying Fetus makes the most beautiful handmade wreaths with black roses and simulated "afterbirth" to raise money for the children’s hospital-- caring is sharing
On 2009-02-10 12:33:27, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Go ahead, join Old St. Dick here on his ’vision quest’ but don’t complain when you wake up in a bathtub full of ice sans kidneys.
On 2009-02-06 12:50:05, Dilettante, commented on this article:
I wonder how many "free-spirited" divorcees he meets on craig’s list have to reject him before he considers hanging himself with that dread lock
On 2009-02-06 12:48:14, Dilettante, commented on this article:
That guy has meth-face
On 2009-02-06 12:30:23, Dilettante, commented on this article:
"rare rejected would-be locks of love donor" Hahaha Classic

On 2009-02-06 12:15:06, Dilettante, commented on this article:
Good thing he escaped the institution before his thorazine shot or else how would we know that the "end of the world is neigh"

For real there is a silver alert on him outstanding
On 2009-02-06 12:05:20, Dilettante, commented on this article:
That woman has the hairiest legs i have ever seen
On 2009-02-04 13:05:23, Dilettante, commented on this article:
CSI: Pine Barons, NJ
On 2009-02-04 13:04:10, Dilettante, commented on this article:
If that cigar were full of weed, it would give a whole new meaning to the term "stashe"