Dennis


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COMMENTS BY DENNIS

On 2008-10-19 18:11:23, dennis, commented on this article:
This is why I wanna be straight-edge. Aging hippies, punks and winos are worse than "Crocs"
On 2008-08-15 02:57:53, Dennis, commented on this article:
"Just a small town girl....Livin’ in a looonely wo-orld.."
On 2008-08-15 02:50:54, Dennis, commented on this article:
Nothing wrong with being a clean, upwardly mobile young man. Oooh. Who am I kidding? Unless you are White.
On 2008-08-15 02:46:57, Dennis, commented on this article:
All because Tank Girl gave him a boner when he was 7.
On 2008-08-15 02:45:27, Dennis, commented on this article:
FINALLY!
On 2008-08-13 00:59:54, Dennis, commented on this article:
I remember the nineties.... (Sheds a tear)
On 2008-08-13 00:51:39, Dennis, commented on this article:
Ok fine: Nu Skool Pirates are so cool you just give them your booty and your wenches for free and then smoke them out.
On 2008-08-13 00:44:08, Dennis, commented on this article:
"Michalangelo! See? I have an orange ribbon, just like him. I like Pizza and I was exposed to toxic waste as an infant. I hang out with a rat, but he pays my bills so gimmie a beer. I’m 37 years old. I do what I want."
On 2008-08-09 16:00:48, Dennis, commented on this article:
The buss/calf issue you anonymous chumps keep blathering about is just as racist as noting how "slanty-eyes are weird." Please get an education.
On 2008-08-08 13:31:38, Dennis, commented on this article:
Elmo want action, Florence want $5 hit of crack. Let’s make happen. No care that children around and it daylight in bustling Park. Elmo and Florence both fiend-ing right now.
On 2008-08-08 13:27:57, Dennis, commented on this article:
Twinkies are nasty. I don’t know why anyone still eats them. That creamy filling is mostly lard, anyhow.
On 2008-08-08 13:26:19, Dennis, commented on this article:
"Aah don’t take my photo! I don’t want my husband to see what my new boyfriend looks like! If he saw me in this shit he’d kill me!"
On 2008-08-01 03:32:21, Dennis, commented on this article:
Yeah, I agree with all of the anonymous homos with no sense of humor that didn’t grasp the lesbian joke. That IS a dude. Gosh Vice, you are so dumb you don’t even know what a dude is.
On 2008-07-30 03:45:45, Dennis, commented on this article:
when you smell like baby powder and wear pastels, you will surely suck many a teat. mark thomas’s words. it works.
On 2008-07-30 03:43:25, Dennis, commented on this article:
the only thing that could save chan’s look is if was really into "the mountain goats" or some other kind of gay hetero drinking band and had an ass patch. the paradox alone would skyrocket him into a level of originality that no one could dare to dream.
On 2008-07-30 03:38:15, Dennis, commented on this article:
when i read this caption, i laughed and it sounded like "mmbwahha huh! huh huh." is he getting signed to vice records next week?
On 2008-07-30 03:35:01, Dennis, commented on this article:
Gary and the Oldman Factory is a don’t because it’s hot outside and he won’t take off the scarf no matter what because "the stripes pull this outfit together." Dude, you’re so bonkers I don’t ever want to see you again.
On 2008-07-30 03:32:07, Dennis, commented on this article:
"Come and enjoy life with me! Let us dance and sway! Am I God....... or the Dark Angel? You decide, friends!"
On 2008-07-30 03:28:50, Dennis, commented on this article:
Vice Records is signing her next week! BWAH hahaha
On 2008-07-30 03:18:51, Dennis, commented on this article:
When dad won’t let go of his "heyday," it pretty much forces you to go to college, start voting conservative, invest in stocks and wear GAP in an effort to be less of a sad bastard than he is.
On 2008-07-30 03:10:48, Dennis, commented on this article:
On the train, I’ll bet he had his arm around his teenage daughter making like they were a couple until she was finally like "dad this is our STOP" emphasizing the last word.
On 2008-07-29 03:47:22, Dennis, commented on this article:
He misread the "make sure your pussy is bare" e-vite.
On 2008-07-29 03:45:13, Dennis, commented on this article:
Dear Richard,

Don’t ever change!

Love,

Dennis
On 2008-07-29 01:37:16, Dennis, commented on this article:
it’s not pretty, but if these blokes were made up the same but nineteen years old they’d be a "do."
On 2008-07-28 04:46:14, Dennis, commented on this article:
Joakim Ahlund is the director’s name. It seems he’s only done projects with Dennis Lyxen from Refused and International Noise Conspiracy. He’s noteworthy for shure.
On 2008-07-28 04:42:58, Dennis, commented on this article:
Fucking brutal and timeless. Though it ripped off that opening sequence for the "new noise" music video by refused, it rocks.
On 2008-07-28 04:39:52, Dennis, commented on this article:
1230985347 hours in front of a mirror before you go "clubbing," ladies, and you either look like a drag queen or this clown.
On 2008-07-28 04:21:27, Dennis, commented on this article:
"Look bro, unless you got some tina, get the fuck out of my zone!"
On 2008-07-28 04:20:10, Dennis, commented on this article:
Can we just agree to chill out on tattooing people’s faces? There should be a law prohibiting this shit for maybe 15 years .
On 2008-07-28 04:11:41, Dennis, commented on this article:
"This is who I really am, and if America doesn’t like it, that’s a shame. I wish I could .....If I could just give all the haters a hug and a balloon animal..."
On 2008-07-28 04:05:07, Dennis, commented on this article:
White pants are always classy because they secretly say "I can handle my shit stains" and they make you look like a naughty sailor.
On 2008-07-28 03:59:14, Dennis, commented on this article:
BECKY STARK SIGHTING
On 2008-07-28 03:54:06, Dennis, commented on this article:
zing!
On 2008-07-28 03:53:23, Dennis, commented on this article:
I had to google image that reference.
On 2008-07-26 07:18:12, Dennis, commented on this article:
but seriously, i love you lukefishbeck
On 2008-07-26 07:01:47, Dennis, commented on this article:
lukefishbeck, you have really let yourself go.
On 2008-07-23 05:12:00, Dennis, commented on this article:
Remember the Pee Wee dolls with the stings in the back? Yeah. I wish he was one of those. And when you pull the string he’d say "I love you, bro."
On 2008-07-23 04:58:44, Dennis, commented on this article:
The YM girl in me says "yummy"
On 2008-07-23 04:18:15, Dennis, commented on this article:
"I’m planning to have my buttcheeks pierced together in July, when I get the funds. Seriously. I think it’s beautiful and symbolizes strength. "
On 2008-07-23 04:11:10, Dennis, commented on this article:
Amen.
On 2008-07-23 04:09:41, Dennis, commented on this article:
Matter-of-fact shirts like these are often retarded, especially since we live in a time where everyone wants to screen-print and silk screen everything. But every once and again you see a perfect match-- and you know the message is authentic because the face matches the message.
On 2008-07-23 04:06:12, Dennis, commented on this article:
If Genesis cleaned up his act, at best he could be THIS guy. Which is to say, sometimes people are better off just staying on drugs and making beautiful garbage.
On 2008-07-23 04:04:21, Dennis, commented on this article:
like James Duval in the Doom Generation, there is a distinct dumbandfullofcum charm to some guys that makes even vanillas feel sadistic.
On 2008-07-23 03:48:30, Dennis, commented on this article:
Sigh. Everyone’s brother-in-law needs to take a break.
On 2008-07-23 03:45:47, Dennis, commented on this article:
When I saw this girl at a Xiu Xiu concert she came up to me and said "I love ex-oo- ex-oo" I realized that hipsters are the worst kind of sub-culture and I went home and listened to Marilyn Manson, not caring.
On 2008-07-23 03:38:16, Dennis, commented on this article:
Oh God! Zing!
On 2008-07-23 03:37:46, Dennis, commented on this article:
If you go Syd Barrett on me, please take your meds.
On 2008-07-23 03:36:02, Dennis, commented on this article:
When comicon nerds kings have baby faces your cant HELP but picture them bawling on the floor, rolling around in their own shit. But more like a bleeding AIDS baby because there’s no way you want any part in that.
On 2008-07-23 03:33:34, Dennis, commented on this article:
An authentic "What? I don’t know what I did. I’m just being myself....minding my own business" attitude can carry you far, especially in slimer green aviators.
On 2008-07-23 03:30:39, Dennis, commented on this article:
"Nice one, mom. I payed the electric and gas bill this month. Now can you give me a ride to school? "
On 2008-07-23 03:28:05, Dennis, commented on this article:
We get the burning man thing, allright? Now hurry up and die.
On 2008-07-23 03:25:50, Dennis, commented on this article:
Junkies just want to be different and comfortable, and these sensible shoes, plastic bag cap and convenient totes make urban life a breeze and say "im not like you, im better, clearly. now give me your money because i deserve it."
On 2008-07-23 03:21:45, Dennis, commented on this article:
I feel you, Danny. Sometimes velvet brings you back to those high school days when such nonsense was clever. But remember, you are a man now. Men should never wear velvet unless they’re junkie rock stars.
On 2008-07-23 03:10:00, Dennis, commented on this article:
Nothing spells ritualistic pot smoker more than you sitting indian-style on this barrel, Britney. That’s a gateway to k-hole city.
On 2008-07-23 03:04:55, Dennis, commented on this article:
Shlump together everything saved-by the bell-esque in the closet. Go ahead. I don’t care.
On 2008-07-22 03:59:26, Dennis, commented on this article:
This couldn’t be more homosexual/awesome.
On 2008-07-22 03:58:21, Dennis, commented on this article:
Aaron Rose has the chops for my applesauce.
On 2008-07-22 03:57:23, Dennis, commented on this article:
Played out artist of this millenium. Can’t stands it.
On 2008-07-22 03:54:46, Dennis, commented on this article:
Ditto easy e. Except 50% of them are super assholes. (Dean)
On 2008-07-21 05:18:57, Dennis, commented on this article:
"My ’dingleberries’ are brown, yes."
On 2008-07-21 05:09:17, Dennis, commented on this article:
Have fun in your K Hole. Until then see you at a meeting you sloppy fucking puke.
On 2008-07-21 05:02:38, Dennis, commented on this article:
before it got ’roids, receding hairlines and hep C, it seemed like it was a sexy happening place.
On 2008-07-20 17:58:22, Dennis, commented on this article:
Beautiful.
On 2008-07-18 16:23:01, Dennis, commented on this article:
Did this article come out like 7 years ago? Electrocute have been out forever. I played "I love my daddy" on the radio back in 2003.
On 2008-07-16 01:09:44, Dennis, commented on this article:
Fair enough.
On 2008-07-16 01:09:29, Dennis, commented on this article:
Fair enough.
On 2008-07-15 03:59:34, Dennis, commented on this article:
There’s a reason why punk is dead. It realized it was retarded and it shot itself.
On 2008-07-15 03:58:11, Dennis, commented on this article:
Which reminds me! If Darby Crash were still alive today, he would be as irrelevant and pathetic as Don Bolles!
On 2008-07-15 03:47:06, Dennis, commented on this article:
"Monique, watch your brother for thirteen hours while your mamma tries to find a new daddy. The key is under the flower pot."
On 2008-07-15 03:43:32, Dennis, commented on this article:
It takes either a Lou Bega or a lesbo to pull off anything resembling a fedora
On 2008-07-14 04:53:02, Dennis, commented on this article:
HA!
On 2008-07-14 04:52:35, Dennis, commented on this article:
He’s sponsored by all those German oil companies and not a one will tell Danny he has a problem.
On 2008-07-14 04:50:08, Dennis, commented on this article:
This martyr single-handedly got "surf-bondage" out of the way so the rest of the world could move on.
On 2008-07-14 04:45:42, Dennis, commented on this article:
COME ON, LA! I’M TRYING TO LIKE YOU! STOP BEING RETARDED!
On 2008-07-14 04:43:15, Dennis, commented on this article:
I DIDN’T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO DO A PRESENTATION ON THE REASON WHY DUDES PRETEND TO LIKE BAUHAUS
On 2008-07-14 04:41:16, Dennis, commented on this article:
ITS CAAAAALLED A ROID-DILDO, BUT EXPECT A YEASTY INFECTION.
On 2008-07-14 04:39:14, Dennis, commented on this article:
WELL I TELL YOU THIS. THEY WILL LET YOU PLUCK THE PEARL...BUT AT WHAT COST?
On 2008-07-14 04:37:43, Dennis, commented on this article:
THE KING IS ASLEEP. TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN.
On 2008-07-14 04:31:54, Dennis, commented on this article:
FUCKING ANONYMOUS ANTI-SEMITES, BRAH.
On 2008-07-14 04:30:29, Dennis, commented on this article:
I WILL TAKE A CIGARETTE BUTT ON A HAMBURGER, PLEASE.
On 2008-07-14 04:28:56, Dennis, commented on this article:
HE WILL LIVE THROUGH THE BOMB.
On 2008-07-14 04:27:48, Dennis, commented on this article:
MY WORST NIGHTMARE. GET IT AWAY.
On 2008-07-14 04:27:17, Dennis, commented on this article:
ONLY IN MEXICO! VIVA!
On 2008-07-14 04:26:39, Dennis, commented on this article:
The tattoo really de-emphasizes the rosacea and party-girl obnox-ness
On 2008-07-14 04:25:18, Dennis, commented on this article:
LEAVE DRUNK ASIANS ALONE!
On 2008-07-14 04:23:42, Dennis, commented on this article:
I love any girl from portland who is in her thirties and is bffs with "the blow"