 | On 2009-02-19 15:17:30, bored barista, commented on this article:
Ever spill a mochachino on white jeans? Even one of those Tide pens won’t get it out. |
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| On 2009-02-19 14:27:31, bored barista, commented on this article:
I would give this woman unlimited Frappuccinos if she promised to drool out some of them in front of me. |
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| On 2008-12-31 13:31:08, bored barista, commented on this article:
this guy always orders a Caramel Macchiato with whipped cream, chocolate dust, and a double helping of huzzah (christ i’m a gayfer) |
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| On 2008-12-15 15:51:39, bored barista, commented on this article:
looks like me Uncle Floyd. we used to call him "Pussytrap" |
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| On 2008-12-08 14:40:05, bored barista, commented on this article:
speaking of penises and such, to me, in my head, this is exactly the guy who sticks his dick in the mash potatoes like that sample in the beastie boys song |
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| On 2008-12-08 14:36:05, bored barista, commented on this article:
delarue... i like that last name. makes me think of warm soup. mmm. |
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| On 2008-12-05 15:52:39, bored barista, commented on this article:
first thing kinda looks like linder but scarier |
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| On 2008-12-05 10:17:20, bored barista, commented on this article:
i saw something like this on a tour of asia once. it made me hard for some reason, and so does this. |
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| On 2008-12-01 11:52:40, bored barista , commented on this article:
you should listen to this guy. the Austrians know a lot about Nazis. some are still hiding out there |
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| On 2008-09-10 13:04:31, Bored Barista, commented on this article:
either that or she’s a coxswain who would serve the boat better by losing a few. |
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| On 2008-09-10 11:05:51, Bored Barista, commented on this article:
if it’s complete bullshit at least it’s well-written bullshit. and i highly doubt it is because i tripped with a few Hasidic jews last weekend. also, magic jews is OK but how in the fuck did they miss DROPPING HACIDS |
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| On 2008-09-09 15:24:36, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
i don’t get guys who have a thing for girls with a shaved or partially shaved head. that said, do you think she’d be up for a little monk role-playing in bed? |
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| On 2008-09-09 14:43:38, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
it’s like the warriors but everyone’s a dork |
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| On 2008-09-09 12:28:57, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
can you imagine what it would be like to have sex with eye? it’d be all "gguhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh" "SSPHAAAAAAAAAAA" "PlahhhhGHHHHHH" "muhaaaghhhhh" |
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| On 2008-08-27 13:40:41, Bored Barista, commented on this article:
I love the mall! |
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| On 2008-08-27 13:39:47, Bored Barista, commented on this article:
That’s where my Aunt Chelsea’s curtains went. |
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| On 2008-08-06 16:35:03, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
Is mary ellen mark a native american? If so the rest should follow her lead. In other words, put down the bottle and pick up a camera. |
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| On 2008-08-03 13:13:30, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
can you imagine what that formula one guy would do to these two? |
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| On 2008-08-01 15:30:56, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
yeah i am, so what? |
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| On 2008-08-01 15:16:50, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
i wonder if it’s a cheese dog? |
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| On 2008-08-01 11:23:47, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
the last one makes me want to do copious amounts of coke and go to a swinger’s convention |
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| On 2008-07-31 22:08:57, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
is "still lifes" the only time you get to correctly use "lifes"? |
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| On 2008-07-31 16:06:51, Bored Barista , commented on this article:
bottom row on the left makes me pickle ticklish |
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| On 2008-07-31 10:31:35, bored barista, commented on this article:
I wonder if she just got naked and hopped in the foam pit at McDonald’s or if they had to wait for some Playzone type place to close so they could have a "closed" shoot. |
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| On 2008-07-17 11:21:43, bored barista, commented on this article:
thom yorke if he ate a wagon full of churros |
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| On 2008-07-17 11:19:34, bored barista, commented on this article:
it’s so his head will float when the elves decapitate him and throw it in the arctic ocean |
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| On 2008-07-17 11:02:45, bored barista, commented on this article:
whenever i see mrs. reagan all i can think about is that sun city girls song |
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| On 2008-07-17 10:57:09, bored barista, commented on this article:
you don’t get the appeal of a naked woman on all fours about to stick her head in the oven? |
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