Afe


I am a time traveler. And I have nothing but boring stories about the future.


COMMENTS BY AFE

On 2008-10-31 04:29:51, Afe, commented on this article:
I’ve never seen a dude so totally comfortable with publicly pissing his pants. And they say America has a self-esteem problem!
On 2008-09-04 05:18:33, Afe, commented on this article:
Jesus God I am so sick of owning alcoholic pets.
On 2008-09-04 05:17:01, Afe, commented on this article:
Nights like the one pictured here are a very particular combination of events. They happen spontaneously and you want to freeze time. Then you try to recreate the magic the next night and end up mostly naked and all the way drunk, locked out on your own balcony while your roommate is probably dying of alcohol poisoning in his room and two very irate girls have a screaming match in your living room.
On 2008-09-04 05:09:35, Afe, commented on this article:
" we used to buy our ’party favors’ from a guy that looks like this named "Shasha" "

To the rest of you, never, ever buy unidentified "party-favors" from a man who dresses like a beanbag chair and refers to himself as "Sasha".
On 2008-09-02 18:51:02, Afe, commented on this article:
" hey, shit head, you were there to buy the same thing the kid was. the kid almost certainly didn’t open the box, look at the piece of crap, and THEN pay.
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Dude, I think if I was buying a laptop off a crack-head, I totally would. I like to think I’d open the box, turn the laptop on, check the specs, inspect the case, then tell the hobo to QUIT FUCKING WITH MY CAPITALISM.
On 2008-08-04 01:50:59, Afe, commented on this article:
For all we know, this girl is full of funny stories, profound insights, and inherent goodness. We can’t judge her based on one photo.


Wait, wait. Yes we can. I still want to build a giant French press and crush her in it.