A Taipan


I am exactly what I am not.


COMMENTS BY A TAIPAN

On 2009-11-20 17:15:38, A Taipan, commented on this article:
They could have at least put a smile on her face.
On 2009-11-20 01:33:04, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I like eggs.
On 2009-11-11 23:36:42, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Fight on brothers.
On 2009-10-19 13:33:44, A Taipan, commented on this article:
This is pretty cash.
On 2009-10-12 00:36:07, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I lol’d. You guys were really good back then.
On 2009-10-12 00:34:13, A Taipan, commented on this article:
The ’90’s were great, well the early ’90’s. I want to go back.
On 2009-10-10 23:37:09, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Oh man, the memories *weep*
On 2009-10-08 14:15:11, A Taipan, commented on this article:
This coat is the bee’s knees. It is the wind that gives my wings license to soar, the engine that drives me to commit great deeds. This coat... it’s just right.
On 2009-08-19 12:10:58, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Ha @ thedon. I lol’d hard.
On 2009-08-17 09:02:34, A Taipan, commented on this article:
They are clearly doing this for the lulz.
On 2009-08-17 08:58:10, A Taipan, commented on this article:
That’s a big ass Afghan for age 16. Also he doesn’t look the least bit Pashtun, he’s too pale. Taliban are overwhelmingly Pashtun... hmmm...
On 2009-06-16 11:59:44, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Que?
On 2009-05-13 10:49:55, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Kelley seems to fit into the Vice mentality.

I wish Joy would do the universe a favor and fuck a chainsaw. Seriously. There should be a death sentence imposed for submitting this tripe. What did she expect a pat on the back and friggin’ hi-five? Sorry triangle tits, no love here.
On 2009-05-13 09:54:56, A Taipan, commented on this article:
This is pretty lulzy. Sort of seems fatalistic to create your own hell. Inmate logic, heh. Then again, they aren’t incarcerated for being the most humanitarian members of society.
On 2009-05-13 09:53:05, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I have to agree, great article.
On 2009-05-13 09:51:22, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I swore that there was loads of cocaine, heroin, and marijuana in Brazil. At the very least they have glue. These seem like attempted suicides, not attempts to get high.
On 2009-05-13 09:49:39, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Yeah these little buggers are facked.
On 2009-05-11 10:02:32, A Taipan, commented on this article:
*sigh*
On 2009-05-03 13:39:31, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I’m thinking of all of the slave labor that will go into this. It’s takes a lot of exploitation to design this decadence.
On 2009-04-22 13:24:47, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I definitely made the napalm a few years back. It’s a wicked substance, great for pissing away boredom.
On 2009-04-19 14:52:43, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I found this amusing, and a good portrait of human desperation to get sexual gratification. All of it sounds somewhat painful and probably will ruin a few careers and friendships if you get caught. Thanks Vice, you always provide something lewd for me to laugh at.
On 2009-04-15 19:22:33, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Emotions run high in these comments, eh?
On 2009-04-15 17:20:02, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I’m thankful for this guy. Ethics are holding me back from immortality.
On 2009-04-15 17:15:46, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I have to get high with you one day Hamilton.
On 2009-04-12 19:30:31, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Mmm... drugs... delightful... mmm...
On 2009-04-12 14:19:27, A Taipan, commented on this article:
This is wild, albeit the Stalin part was hilarious, this was really fucked up. Nice illustration, unique perspective.
On 2008-09-28 22:22:16, A Taipan, commented on this article:
As a perverted man who enjoys nudity, women, and Southeastern Asians, I think this is premium. As a man who sees the art in many things, I find this beautiful. If you think this is crass, you must freak out during showers. Victorian era elitist twits.
On 2008-09-27 16:50:57, A Taipan, commented on this article:
What a foul way of life. I mean economic disparity is reason to be pissed yeah, but pumping hard drugs and ending lives is retarded. Lives gone for pocket change.
On 2008-09-24 18:19:46, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Slavic brothels. Ugh. I’ve never heard of a cleanly Eastern Bloc nation in terms of the sex trade, well any area in the world really. Disease is rampant, cover up kids.
On 2008-09-21 21:30:33, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I liked it, it had something to it.
On 2008-09-21 21:28:01, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I got your back man, You’re just trying to do your job within the parameters set for you. I hate when people bust a guy’s chops for things he can’t control. You shouldn’t even dignify them with a response. There is way too much hate in the comment sections man.
On 2008-09-21 21:22:26, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Hey, I liked it.
On 2008-09-19 07:51:48, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I second that.
On 2008-09-11 22:42:49, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I tried to find some deeper meaning behind this, and could find none but perhaps the illustrator is mocking all that is "purposeful" and "valid". But then I see feces, penetration, and violence against breasts and dogs. I scratch my head, and I walk away.
On 2008-09-09 13:42:58, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Everything about this situation is off. All that I know is that a government appointed by elites always spells trouble. I see more turmoil in the future for decades to come.
On 2008-09-09 01:52:40, A Taipan, commented on this article:
This is made of win. In a world of swirling chaos, you’ve brought a dash of cosmic bliss in the form of creepy pedantic circus melodies. Thank you.
On 2008-09-03 21:57:18, A Taipan, commented on this article:
And if you think that peace will snuff out the elite, then you need to brush up on human history. War contributes to the breakdown of empires and regimes. Ghandi capitalized on a British Empire broken by World Wars. And Europe still has mental shackles on all of their former colonies.
On 2008-09-03 21:53:35, A Taipan, commented on this article:
And I used banality perfectly, you are trite. Mundane even. Hardly special.
On 2008-09-03 21:51:27, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Ah, but you had to directly provoke such a response. I don’t know who you are, I don’t care. Just do something else. And never, ever call me a bitch, or I will slit open your trachea and watch you bleed out. Thank you, that’s all. Have a super day :)
On 2008-09-03 12:17:39, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Oh, and you might want to masturbate some of that blind aggression away, puberty is hard, but simmer down.
On 2008-09-03 12:15:05, A Taipan, commented on this article:
You’re misinterpretation of my nature, coupled with your anonymity, is indicative of your impotence in your everyday life. Sorry if I refuse to succumb to banality on the Internet, kid. Eat a dick.
On 2008-09-03 12:07:29, A Taipan, commented on this article:
LOL, I was called a cunt! By an anonymous twat. Hurray!
On 2008-09-03 12:03:13, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Impressive employment of xenophobia, while decrying xenophobia. Awesome. Though I can agree that people are getting soft, all of these "safety measures" are in fact weakening the gene pool. I mean it’s survival of the fittest.
On 2008-09-01 18:33:28, A Taipan, commented on this article:
My my, quite the conflict. Arguing on the Internet is an infinite struggle of idiocy. No point of arguing.
On 2008-09-01 18:26:53, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Ah yes, overseas mediocrity, ain’t it grand?
On 2008-08-29 15:22:54, A Taipan, commented on this article:
Ah, my homeland. NASCAR o Akbar!
On 2008-08-29 12:31:04, A Taipan, commented on this article:
I respect anyone that fights for their convictions. You may not respect the means, but courage is courage. The Tamils were forcefully emigrated from India as a work force, and have been despised ever since. They have the right to carve out their own niche.