VICELAND TODAY
STUDENT FASHION ON REAL PEOPLE
We aren't the first magazine to ask: What if you put fashion students' wildest flights of fancy on ordinary people going down the shops? Nor will we be the last. After Boombox and Lady Gaga it's not that difficult to imagine postmen walking around in this sort of space-age fancy dress. So maybe this fashion stunt is less of a joke and more of an indication of Primark in 2012. Read more
November 6, 6:05 pm by JONATHAN FLANDERS VICE UK 
VICE EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR: REMY!
This little guy is Remy Cherin, VICE's event manager. He is personally responsible for organizing what we believe to be the hands-down best party of the year (and perhaps the decade)-our 15th anniversary Halloween party that we and everyone else you know has been yapping about all week. So, following that logic, we collectively decided that he should be bestowed with the honor of employee of the year. And what does he get? The honor of being interviewed by a member of the Vice editorial staff. Read more
November 6, 4:28 pm by HAPPY KAFTAN VICE US 
EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION
When oppressive regimes need to find the most brutal creative torturer imaginable, where do they look? Is there a recruitment website for evil, sadistic sub-humans? Like, monster.com, but for real monsters. Read more
November 6, 3:34 pm by IAN WINTHROP VICE 
LYNCH NUT GIVEAWAY CONTEST
Did you ever want to know where is the tummy in which all ideas, even thought itself, get big and ready to be born? Or more specifically, what lab David Lynch uses to cultivate perception? Easy answer: It's called the unified field, which we talked to Lynch about in a recent interview, and if you snicker about it you're not going to get a chance to win an autographed copy of his book Catching the Big Fish. We have five to give away.
Read moreNovember 6, 2:27 pm by VICE US
FREE HOT TUB FOR TOTAL MORON
Hey, are you a complete motherfucking idiot? Would you like a hot tub? Read more
November 6, 1:03 pm by VICE US
ZINE CREAMERS 1994: ABC NO RIO
I'm not sure if you know but ABC is a city-owned estate and we're renting this space. They're trying to evict us but we've been squatting on the upper floors. It's not easy being an 18-year-old living in the rotten apple's Lower East Side. Read more
November 6, 12:40 pm by MAGGIE LEE VICE 94 
CONGRATULATIONS, VIDEO GAMES, ON COMING OUT
While some of you knew about this long ago, many of you will be surprised (but not really) to learn that video games have finally decided to openly acknowledge their gayness. Good news, to be sure - they'd clearly been repressing it for a long, long time. Read more
November 6, 11:01 am by EDWARD PETRENKO VICE CA 
1994!
INTERVIEW I SURVIVED THE WACO MASSACRE
PHOTOS DAMN, YOUR NAILS LOOK GOOD
WEEKEND WATCHIN CHANNELING TAKES BALLS
STILL GOOD
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CHILLED MONKEY BRAINS
Head transplants made easy.
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TEGAN AND SARA TAP DANCED ALL OVER MY BRAIN
These two girls with $200 haircuts that looked like designer swim caps started playing guitars and chirping some awful tweeish indie rock. Where were their tap shoes?
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STEROIDS DON'T MAKE YOU STAB-PROOF
Steroids will help you hit more home runs, make you a better cyclist, let you bulk up faster, and give you bigger tits, but they will not grant you immunity to knife wounds.
FROM THE ARCHIVES
JUERGEN TELLER DOES WHATEVER HE WANTS
Juergen Teller is, in large part, responsible for everything that you like about photography.
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If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you.
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