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Aux Raus are a pair of goofs we know who make their own distinctive brand of irritating dance music that is basically gabber but funnier. Pardon, intentionally funnier. Seeing as how the chances of them getting it together enough to pull off anything approaching a US or European tour are roughly “pretty bad,” they’ve decided to take the fast-food approach to global domination and franchise the band. Read more

February 9, 3:40 pm by Jan Van Tienen VICE NL

THESE NEW PURITANS & THEIR MASSIVE GONG

The Vice London office is into a lot of bands we’d charitably describe as “not our thing.” One gaping asshole of an exception is These New Puritans. Read more

February 9, 2:26 pm by Vice Staff VICE US

THE SCIENCE OF THE CREATION MUSEUM

The Creation Museum is a huge, fancy structure in Kentucky dedicated to teaching the world about “creation science". Creation science, in a nutshell, is taking what is written in the book of Genesis literally. Even though what is written in the book of Genesis goes against anthropology, archeology, biology, zoology, geology, astronomy, cosmology, paleontology, and common sense-ology. Read more | Comments (19)

February 9, 11:00 am by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete VICE US

HEATH LEDGER WAS A SKATER

We're not used to taking reading suggestions from ESPN, but this book of photos culled from Logan Kincade's archive looks pretty solid, even if putting a skateboarding Heath Ledger dressed as Gallagher on the cover seems a little gimmicky. Read more | Comments (4)

February 9, 10:37 am by Vice Staff VICE US

WHY NOT HAPPY BIRTHDAY: THE BIRTHDAY SHOW?

Strange birthfellows on today's episode of Happy Birthday: the Birthday Show. Click through to hear them... Read more | Comments (4)

February 9, 9:52 am by Vice Staff VICE US

TRADITIONAL COMICS

Traditional Comics is a comic imprint that Benjamin Marra made up to put out his comics. This is a commercial they ran last night during the Superbowl (on youtube), and which we estimate will probably help boost their sales by at least 34 copies. So far there they've only got two titles, but they are both some of our all-time favorite comics of the last year. Read more | Comments (4)

February 8, 2:29 pm by Nicholas Gazin VICE US

THE GLASSING CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

Drunk British people love smashing things into each other’s face so much that somebody has invented a new pint glass that won’t break even if you plunge it into some poor cunt’s face at 2 AM in the street outside a bar where you can get triple shots of spirits for £5. Read more | Comments (30)

February 8, 12:02 pm by Andy Capper VICE UK

MUSIC DIE ANTWOORD

FASHION FREEWHEELIN’

AWESOME PEOPLE DYNASTY HANDBAG

STILL GOOD

TITS FOR VOTES

Don’t know if you’ve heard, but Colombia’s former Vice-minister of tourism, has agreed to pose nude for the Colombian version of Maxim, if she is elected to the house of representatives.
ZOOLANDER WAS RIGHT

Last year the internet was flooded with posts about DIY Chanel and Marc Jacobs purses made from industrial trash bag. Well, guess what Louis Vuitton's gone and done?
KILLING TIME IN LONDON

Do you know what it’s like when all your attempts to connect with people fail, and you’d do anything for just a bit of affection and you feel so desperately lonely that you resort to murder just so you can have some company in your bed? No not really?

FROM THE ARCHIVES

STICK 'N' POKE

Benjamin Cho is a master of the ol’ stick ’n’ poke. Out of the gutter, los pervos! We’re referring to homemade tattoos: The old-fashioned, punk-rock DIY ones, done with a needle and thread.